How to Keep Your Pen Happy

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  It needs                                    regular exercise.
Otherwise, its arteries will clog, which can lead to
          erratic language and lame simile.
Take your pen for a brisk walk                      three times a day.
                                                                          Let it run.
        Make sure its diet is healthy.
Pens are carnivores, so please provide            plenty of carnage and gore.
Chewing at bones will keep their teeth                              sharp.
                 Do not trim their nails.
  Their claws are deadly, but they bleed                      easily.
      Once the bleeding starts,                                   it can't be stopped.
                   There will be smudges.

                                                                  Your pen is nocturnal.
It might ignore you during the day, but it will seek your companionship                  at night.





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